If I were a fruit...

I would obviously not want to choose but since it is compulsory, I think I would be anything that is inedible, for example a pong pong fruit. Since fruits do not have hands, feet, eyes, ears , mouths and lots more, thus they lead boring , pathetic and horrible lives. Not only do they get eaten up by animals and humans, all they can do is hang onto a branch and wait for the next wind to blow them down. Since they lead such unlucky lifes, the best thing that they can do is to poison all the unreasonable people like yellow skin, sissy liao and lots more. Pong pong fruits would at least not be eaten up by animals and humans unless that person or animal is a complete retard. I would at least spare the pain of being cut open or bitten into,unless a sadistic person came up to me and squished me with his mighty foot.