Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang = Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin = Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen = Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng = Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng = Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Jane Tan = Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Henry Mah = Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Paul Chan = Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan = Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong = Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Rosie Teng = Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai = Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)