Jokes

Laughter is contagious!

1. Five months pregnant and ravenous, Sarah decided a second helping of dinner. Of course, as soon as she spooned for more food, her husband had something to say about it. " Remember, I am eating for two," Sarah reminded him. " True," he said. " But how many are you exercising for?"


2. John is a safety- first kind of guy. But while vacationing with his friends, he was talked into going para sailing. He was getting hooked into the parachute when he nervously asked the pilot," How often do you replace the rope?" The pilot helpfully replied," Every time it breaks."


3. As Mary went out of the toilet, she looked rather bemused. Her handbag was considerably heavier than went in, even though she left it in an empty basin while she used the loo. Of course an automatic tap sensor is a new experience for her!