The idiot test

1. How many sides does a circle have?
2. Spell your name...
3. What shape is a roosters egg? a) triangular b) Oval c) Circle
4. Why is Mas Selamat 2/3 woman??
5. Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
6. Which direction would a pineapple drop from the tree? a) Left b) down c) right
7. Why can't PM Lee go out in the morning??
8. A mad person is stuck in a forest, which path can it take to get out?
9. What is the time of coins called??

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Answers:

1. 2 sides, inside and outside!
2. y.o.u.r. n.a.m.e.
3. Roosters do not lay eggs!
4. Because he is 1/3 man!
5. Because he has nobody!
6. Pineapples do not grow on trees!
7. Because he is PM!
8. The psycho path!
9. Century!

Are you 100% idiotic??