What I hate about June holidays........

• Piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles and piles of HOMEWORK!!!!!

What I like about the June holidays.......

• Much more free time and use of computer and TV.


• Vacations ( I dread! The only place we ever go is HK! I know many of you would DIE to go to HK but let me warn you, it is the WORST place you could ever go to, even worse than going to the toilet!) * I am obviously exaggerating but just to show how horrible it is........ ( If you are wondering since I hate it why do I put it under LIKE, since most of you think that vacations are wonderful, I just decided to put it under LIKE, as not to be the think-vacation-is-horrible person.)


• Much more time to play with my hamster, Obama.


• Watch TV and play computer games without hearing the continuous nagging of my mom!


• Have friends over to play.


• More outings and no EXAMS!!!!!

YIPPEE!!!! EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER!!!! REJOICE, CELEBRATE!!!! SIGH* STILL GOT SA2 AND NOT TO MENTION PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES AND PILES OF HOMEWORK!!!!!! Why do we even live on this horrible place with horrible teachers, horrible homework, and not to mention horrible assessment books! The amount of stress is killing me!! Bye bye world! Whoosh! Piack! ( already committed suicide)

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang = Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin = Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen = Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng = Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng = Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Jane Tan = Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Henry Mah = Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Paul Chan = Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan = Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong = Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Rosie Teng = Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai = Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Confusing chinese names!

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well.... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

The idiot test

1. How many sides does a circle have?
2. Spell your name...
3. What shape is a roosters egg? a) triangular b) Oval c) Circle
4. Why is Mas Selamat 2/3 woman??
5. Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
6. Which direction would a pineapple drop from the tree? a) Left b) down c) right
7. Why can't PM Lee go out in the morning??
8. A mad person is stuck in a forest, which path can it take to get out?
9. What is the time of coins called??

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Answers:

1. 2 sides, inside and outside!
2. y.o.u.r. n.a.m.e.
3. Roosters do not lay eggs!
4. Because he is 1/3 man!
5. Because he has nobody!
6. Pineapples do not grow on trees!
7. Because he is PM!
8. The psycho path!
9. Century!

Are you 100% idiotic??

It takes 150 trees for an exam paper! Save the earth! Save the trees! Save paper! Ban exam papers and homework FOREVER!

My favourite places are...............................................................

• My home as there is the computer, TV, comfy sofa and bed, my little hamster, Obama, and not to mention lots and lots of junk food and drinks!
• The SPCA as there are many adorable pets that we can adopt!
• Sentosa as there is the Luge and the nice sandy beaches!
• Cinemas as there are many new exciting movies to watch and the screen is enormous!
• Ice cream shops, any kind as I am a ice cream lover! Especially those with nice, creamy, delicious ice cream covered in chocolate sauce!

Quiz!

OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!

1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
then proceed to question 3.

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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what in the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass,"
then go on to Question 4.

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4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germanyor in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,
you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors",
then proceed to the next question.

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5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

P.S. Almost every one failed 95% of the questions! How about you??

I think that creativity is inborn. You cannot learn how to be creative as it is a skill that you have in you and not something you can learn. If you don't have it means you don't have it. But then again, there are some exceptions. Sometimes creativity can be learned like a talent. Maybe at first you are not creative, but with perseverance and determination, you can become creative. Like many people say, it can be motivated by others. So from my perspective, either way is possible and never give up hope if you are not creative. It can be nurtured along the way as you grow up.

To me courtesy means to say thank you, excuse me, please and sorry. There are many cases when people don't. For example when you knock into someone, instead of saying sorry, you blame the person and tell them to watch their way rudely. When there is someone blocking your way, instead of saying excuse me, you push and shove the person away. All this can lead to commotion and isn't it much easier to be courteous? Choping tables with tissue paper is okay I guess, but sometimes it does not really work . For someone like me, if I see a pack of tissue paper on the table, I will simply just ignore it and sit on the table. The pack of tissue paper could be anyones. It could be the people who were sitting there before. I wonder why people do not seat on the seats choped with tissue paper, is there a rule that people obey? If there is, why can't people just obey the law? If you are late, can't you just explain the reason why you were late, before coming you go to your seat. Even if you were admonished by the teacher, it will still be better than when you sneak into class and the teacher finds out. So you must be thinking, if I sneak into class, there is a 1 in 99 chance that the teacher would not notice. But it is a very slight chance, what more the teachers are not that blur to not notice a student that had popped out from nowhere. I think that we should be more courteous so that we can live in a better society.

The march holidays were way too short! I was just watching TV and playing with my hamster and 5 days is over. On Monday, I totally wasted my time going to the Chinese camp. It was SO boring! What more it lasted from 8 in the morning to 6.30 at night. What a total waste of time! The rest of the days I was just rushing through my piles homework, but on Sunday I went to the Zoo because I was stressed out. When I first reached the Zoo, I felt kind of retarded because the people going there were either adults or small toddlers. But when I saw that my sister was perfectly fine, I did not feel that retarded anymore. The zoo trip was okay, but super tiring. The tram ride was very expensive, so my mum thought of a "brilliant" idea, and made us walk for the WHOLE trip. You must be thinking that I am crazy. I bought a bottle filled with fresh carrots and Veggies which cost $2, just to feed the smelly and fat goats. I did not know what was on my mind! Sigh* I wish the holidays were much longer!

No no no! Of course you cannot love an object more than your family. It is very selfish to do so. Your family is the one that you can lean on when you are in need. Your family is the one that you can trust. You can easily buy an object, even if it is a 10- carat diamond ring. But you can never buy your family. If you have ever gave up your family because of an object, you should really think about it. Your family is your flesh and blood, someone that is loving and caring. An object cannot share and care for you, neither can it love you. You can only admire an object, but you can love your family. So that is why I think that you cannot love an object more than your family.

My wishes and dreams:)

I wish that one day..........

• we would be able to take the lift in school anytime we liked, and don't need to climb 14 flights of stairs everyday!


• I could visit the seven wonders of the world and experience snow.


• Parents were brainwashed and begin acting over friendly and asked us not to do our homework, instead ordered us to go and play with our friends, or they will reprimand us!


• school will close down due to the recession and there will be no homework, assessment books and unreasonable teachers, and we will be able to watch TV and play computer games the WHOLE day.

Sigh* why do we always have to come back to reality!:(

P5 camp rocks!!

P5 camp was awesome! Everything was nice except for the horrible food, toilets and beds.The food was so horrible that I threw away practicly the whole thing. The only thing that was nice was the chicken wings, but we were only allowed to have one! The drinks were diluted and tasted like water. The beds were very cramed and hard. Luckily I brought a pillow and could sleep well at night. The toilets were the worst. It was so smelly, and the locks couldn't work! We had very little time to bathe, and once we went in, the girls will start banging on the doors, asking us to hurry up when we are already trying our best! The crc, abseiling, and the rock climbing were the best! They were so fun! The campfire rocked! There was so much noise, and most of the performaces were wonderful. But the last day of camp was horrible! We had to clean the boys a-huts, and they stinked! There were so much litter and rubbish on the beds and floors! The camp was great!:)

Stress is driving us to our graves!!!

Yes, I agree that kids these day are experiencing more stress. I have to cope with schoolwork as well as tuition work, not to mention multiple activities outside. I think the education system should focus less on distinctions so that students won't feel so pressured.

The Battle Box

The battle box was quite interesting and meaningful. I have learnt what the battle box was used for and have seen many spooky rooms and dungeons. It was a good experience for me, and I enjoyed it very much.

My hobbies:)

My favourite hobbies are ice skating, playing tennis, playing and talking with friends, watching tv and lazing around:)